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really? thank god
so she was chill?

Edited (syd can read) 2025-11-11 05:12 (UTC)

unsettlingly chill I think it helped that I lead with the whole I can turn water into alcoholic beverages thing Before we got to the spiritual chosen warrior of the earth stuff

okay first, what

second, i mean
her husband is fucking dom so she might be used to woofs
(i never asked but i assume that dude must know about dom?)

yeah. I made her water into wine. Wait. Which husband is fucking dom?

did u tell me u could do that already or

she has more than 1??? the twink

Edited 2025-11-11 22:58 (UTC)

uhhhhh now im thinking no? idk the spirits gave me a lot of gifts that make me do cool shit WHICH TWINK, DEVON, THEYRE BOTH TWINKS

make me some booooooze

SHE'S NOT MARRIED TO BOTH
I THINK
IDK THE ONE THAT's FUcKING DOM!!!
DONT YELL AT ME

teddie??

ok - what u want??? i dont keep track of who's fucking my foster child Thats weird AF Urgh the coke slut

anything honestly, get me super wasted

does it make u weird that i am also fucking ur foster child

heh do we hate him? i havent rly met him

i can make a pitcher of absinthe? yes. i should be putting a stop to it. foster year is supposed to be no sex, no parties, no booze, no fun at all. I dont HATE him. He's just like an annoying high pitched noise.

do it ill chug it

mmmm okay that's a tough call here
what if i just dont tell u about it and/or i eat you out to clear ur mind

heh. all i know is he's like an artist type
and he bones my sister a lot

[Devon: forgets to not say sister sometimes]

are u sad or bored? yeah I really don't want to hear about it ever getting cucked by my 18 year old foster is bad enough without getting the details lmao Who isn't boning around here???

bored mostly

u know who should be boning? rn?

sweetie, i dont have time to fuck you rn, i just found out I might be the world's youngest grandmother Dom bit someone

booo

who'd he bite?

one of the people he killed in the commune he reckons theyve been having wolf dreams like we do before we shift for the first time end of the month is going to be fun pray for ur gf

oh that sucks
am i gonna be a stepdad

ill stock up on juiceboxes for them

technically kind of i mean youre not my mate mate yet but like, you're the closest thing we've got rn unfortunately being the alpha's boyfriend does come with responsibilities idk what drugs calm people down???

Edited 2025-11-16 14:51 (UTC)

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