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[deadnerve]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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@neon

[duracells]

[ a text neon normally wouldn’t send without a few drinks in him but in light of recent network events: ]

cough it up, champ.

[deadnerve]

do u want door number one
or door number two

ur prize awaits

[duracells]

how many assholes do you have

[deadnerve]

oh my GOD im trying to make this FUN
PIcK a DOOR

[duracells]

[ laughing, probably from somewhere not that far. ]

ok alright
the first one

[deadnerve]

oops no prize
(i can hear you)

[duracells]

[ "eat shit, sidney." ]

eat ssshit sidney

[deadnerve]

if u want hole u gotta come get it
im running low on unique clips

[duracells]

[ throwing open his door, phone still in his hands, wandering in super casual: ]

Do you think all my neopets are dead? I can't remember the last time I logged in. Or is my account still in two-thousand eight?

[deadnerve]

[what he walks in on]

[duracells]

[ looking up, pausing, tabbing out of whatever browser he was in on his phone and opening the camera so he can snap a picture for his gallery of devon rexholes. after this, he bends a bit sideways at the waist and cranes his neck, so he can look at devon (almost) upside down. ]

Well? Is this door number two?

[deadnerve]

[Devon holds position particularly well, but then his legs slide to one side and it's lost with a thump. He resurfaces, righting himself like a cat, one entirely nude cat who starts making biscuits on the bed. Literally. He's kneading it.]

Technically, yes, I think. Also your Neopets are fucking dead, dude. You're a deadbeat.