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unorthodoc
2026-01-15 04:44 pm (UTC)
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Damn, all I got for my metronome was an unenthusiastic handjob. Should've held out.
I'll take the dealer's choice.
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deadnerve
2026-01-15 05:31 pm (UTC)
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just remember me if u find anything cool
i randomized just for u, like it or list it
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unorthodoc
2026-01-15 05:33 pm (UTC)
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Hot. Though I can't help but notice this is at best hole adjacent. I hate to nitpick, but I am a medical professional, so I know ass when I see it.
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deadnerve
2026-01-15 05:43 pm (UTC)
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i mean if we're nitpicking, hole is present and uncovered in this pic
buTT i can't help that it's angled away
is this where u ask to examine in person bc that's a good lead in, doc
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unorthodoc
2026-01-15 05:44 pm (UTC)
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I have been told I give a very satisfying prostate exam.
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deadnerve
2026-01-15 05:48 pm (UTC)
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uwu oh mistuh doctor, do you recommend?!
i'm not too young am i (*ΦωΦ*)
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unorthodoc
2026-01-17 11:08 am (UTC)
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I take it back, I'll settle for the lizard.
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deadnerve
2026-01-17 07:32 pm (UTC)
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hey no takebacks!!! you owe me a probing
and are you a lizard doctor too bc i have questions if you are
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I'll take the dealer's choice.
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i randomized just for u, like it or list it
image2551.jpg
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Hot. Though I can't help but notice this is at best hole adjacent. I hate to nitpick, but I am a medical professional, so I know ass when I see it.
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buTT i can't help that it's angled away
is this where u ask to examine in person bc that's a good lead in, doc
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uwu oh mistuh doctor, do you recommend?!
i'm not too young am i (*ΦωΦ*)
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and are you a lizard doctor too bc i have questions if you are