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you dont have kids, right? I'm not ready to be a stepma Turn murderous rages into horny rampage for sure He's into you? Awkward.

gross no, i drink too much mtn dew for that anyway

whys it awkward?
ur not really cousins are u

...babe Mtn dew doesn't stop jizz Kinda. Not biologically. Cosmically related.

doesnt it??

so is it weird if i'm boning u both

no!? Depends. He your boyfriend?

we screw around but there's no labels
he's got a good dick

ew i never want to hear about dom's dick he's like...my apprentice or whatever

so me getting sandwiched between u both is not in the cards?

no

[ least playful Ren has ever been about a threesome in her life]

goddamnit

pick anyone else I'm like his mom as far as anything like that is concerned. Not in a porn logic kinda way. In an actual blood kinda way.

can you still sandwich me nonsexually in bed
it'd be like living in between 2 perfect heaters
id sleep so well

I mean I guess???? Wait Am I warm when I sleep?

you're so cozy
and soft
and warm

makes sense i guess I always feel cold unless I sleep next to someone anyway Sure 3way sleepover Everyone keeps their pants on tho

i can live w those rules