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[ragesagainsttheodds]

hey babe
U know who belle delphine is?

[deadnerve]

uuuh yeah, who doesn't??

[ragesagainsttheodds]

like
Everyone here

Would you drink it?

[deadnerve]

they're nerds

and idk, i'd drink your bathwater
i'd be more interested in selling mine than drinking hers tho

[ragesagainsttheodds]

well obviously but like
With you being 50 I thought you might not

they don't really do money here or I'd be willing to give it a shot

Selling yours that is

Maybe we could bottle it and sell it as werewolf repellant

Hey so
I'm going to be keeping an eye on Domingos. Do you know him?

[deadnerve]

i'm not 50!!!!

just everfresh 17 aannnd some years

do you think it'd be a repellant or a horny attractor
knowing that dom's kinda into me i think itd be the latter

(yeah i know him quite well)

[ragesagainsttheodds]

you dont have kids, right? I'm not ready to be a stepma

Turn murderous rages into horny rampage for sure

He's into you? Awkward.

[deadnerve]

gross no, i drink too much mtn dew for that anyway

whys it awkward?
ur not really cousins are u

[ragesagainsttheodds]

...babe
Mtn dew doesn't stop jizz

Kinda. Not biologically.
Cosmically related.

[deadnerve]

doesnt it??

so is it weird if i'm boning u both

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no!?

Depends.

He your boyfriend?

[deadnerve]

we screw around but there's no labels
he's got a good dick

[ragesagainsttheodds]

ew
i never want to hear about dom's dick

he's like...my apprentice or whatever

[deadnerve]

so me getting sandwiched between u both is not in the cards?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

no

[ least playful Ren has ever been about a threesome in her life]

[deadnerve]

goddamnit

[ragesagainsttheodds]

pick anyone else

I'm like his mom as far as anything like that is concerned. Not in a porn logic kinda way. In an actual blood kinda way.

[deadnerve]

can you still sandwich me nonsexually in bed
it'd be like living in between 2 perfect heaters
id sleep so well

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I mean
I guess????

Wait
Am I warm when I sleep?

[deadnerve]

you're so cozy
and soft
and warm

[ragesagainsttheodds]

makes sense i guess
I always feel cold unless I sleep next to someone anyway

Sure
3way sleepover
Everyone keeps their pants on tho

[deadnerve]

i can live w those rules