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[deadnerve]

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( christmas gifts )

[duracells]

[ sometime closer to christmas, neon leaves a small handful of gifts on their bed for devon to find, all of them neatly wrapped in stereotypical green and red paper and tied off or dotted with a gold bow or metallic ribbon. in order from smallest to largest:

• a necklace that looks alarmingly similar to a life alert.
• two game cartridges for a gameboy color. the titles read donkey kong country and marble madness.
• a candle, with the word 'butt' crossed out in sharpie and replaced, in familiar handwriting, with the word 'lethal'.
• a purple gameboy color.
• a t-shirt, slightly oversized.
• a leather-bound sketchbook with a collection of high quality colored pencils on the inside. on the first page is a doodle of a cat with a fish in its mouth in the lower right corner, and a handwritten note that reads: you can fit so many anime titties in this bad boy. -n

sprinkled around the collection of gifts are a bunch of individually wrapped, fun-sized candies and chocolates (none of which contain peanuts), scattered like sugary confetti. ]

[deadnerve]

[PORPLE]

text, un: dom

[wicka]

Hey
Do u want anything for Xmas?
I suck at getting presents

[deadnerve]

idk sure
1. nintendo ds games
2. knot
3. sparkly gel pens
4. diet coke
5. knot
6. acrylic paints
7. cat clothes
8. lizard clothes
9. knot
10. candles

[wicka]

Dude knot doesn't count

Lizard clothes?

[deadnerve]

it better fucking coun

and yea it's for elizardbeth

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[wicka]

Since when do u have a lizard?

[ since when do you have a snow leopard dom ]

[deadnerve]

since i stole her from the lamp room

i take her back weekly in case she needs to stay in the home IP like netflix logins

– delivery.

[masticated]

[in an unmarked brown paper bag delivered to devon's room is a knife.

no letter.]

[deadnerve]

[is this a threat]

@piss sommelier

[unorthodoc]

Hi, I was told there would be hole.

[deadnerve]

say pretty please

[unorthodoc]

Pretty please.

[deadnerve]

alright step right up

we got happy hole, sad hole, fucked hole, toy hole
we got a hole i'm pretty sure is mine*
the good hole is paywalled (i want money, goods or reverse hole trades)
oh and i have lizard (ear) hole

*it's on my phone so it's probably mine

[unorthodoc]

Really? It's that easy? I would have done way more degrading things for some second hand hole.

Goods of what kind?

@neon

[duracells]

[ a text neon normally wouldn’t send without a few drinks in him but in light of recent network events: ]

cough it up, champ.

[deadnerve]

do u want door number one
or door number two

ur prize awaits

[duracells]

how many assholes do you have

[deadnerve]

oh my GOD im trying to make this FUN
PIcK a DOOR

[duracells]

[ laughing, probably from somewhere not that far. ]

ok alright
the first one

@molloy | deeply nsfw

[molloys]

[as promised:]

warhead.jpg

[deadnerve]

oh cowabunga, i can fit that in my mouth alright

do you wanna actually trade or are you just here for the hole.mov

[molloys]

Somehow, despite the "cowabunga", yes, I actually want to trade.

[the horny spirit remains unbreakable!!]

[deadnerve]

;)

where u wanna hook up

> club
> my room
> your room
> other
> randomize

[molloys]

You're making me choose? What if I want the 48-hour Warhead Bender special? Is that extra?